I've let myself go. I DID get a brow wax before going to Oregon so I would have two of them in the family picture. Other than that my beauty regime has been reduced to the occasional disastrous bang trim, and every now and then changing into a more "professional" looking shirt to wear over my "just lounge" pants from Old Navy. This has become my new teaching uniform. By the way, do you think that the words "just lounge" imply that you should ONLY wear the pants while lounging? Because if that is the case, I am flagrantly flouting the rules. I wear them everywhere, even in a professional setting. Although in my heart I am lounging constantly, so perhaps it is okay. I know that being pregnant could excuse a lot of this letting-go-of-the-self, but honestly, it's not like all my clothes have stopped fitting (YET), and even a pregnant lady can have decent hair. I'm just giving up, like George Costanza when he started wearing sweatpants every day. I am George.
I have long hair right now. And I should be happy with it, as I have spent two years trying to get some distance from the awful Rexburg, ID haircut. But every time I see a cute girl with cute short hair, jungle drums start beating in my head and I want to grab her and take her to the salon with me and say "make me look like her!" Anyway, there are a lot of problems with my appearance right now. Happily, I DID purchase some self-tanner from Costco. It came in a ten gallon drum, so it oughta last me through the season.
PS: The funniest lyric replacement of all time comes to us courtesy of Kacy, who replaced U2's "Stuck in a moment and you can't get out of it" with "stuck in Hans Moleman, and you can't get out of him"
I hope you've all seen the Simpsons and can appreciate this lyric replacement. Imagine being stuck in Hans Moleman!