Friday, October 7, 2005

Is This Going Too Far With the Bathroom Humor?

I received this poem today after an intense 24 hours of (false?) labor pains:

Roses are red,
I love you,
The baby's not ready,
I think it's just poo.

I love you,



  1. I don't even know what to write, it's just too funny. You know, I have had labor pains, and I'm not sure they could be faked by grumpy bowels. But maybe grumpy PREGNANT bowels could do it. 'Cause they can get grumpy. Hmmmm.

    I also think pregnancy allows all sorts of fringe topics to be totally write on Mike!

  2. And congratulations on your progress! Good luck!

  3. This makes me love mizzle all the more.

  4. Perhaps you may want to read my response to Mike:
    Roses are red
    She'll come when she comes
    But don't underestimate women:
    They know their own bums.

    Ok, now I have gone too far.

  5. You two are QUITE a pair. I had no idea. Fo shizzle my mizzle.

  6. My least favorite word in the English language is the P word, but I laughed at this in spite of my own prudish self.

  7. Sweet waddlely women
    are a sight for sore eyes,
    Baby's on the colon,
    just guess the surprise...

  8. Ahhhh, Skewedview. I think that poem beats them all. Neil: is the P word really your LEAST favorite? What about the T word (as in Tard)?

  9. Oh, I quite like tard. Thanks for introducing me to it.

    Yes, I hate the P word. In fact, I'll take the S word over the P word, any day. Not that I love the S word, but I just really hate the P word.

  10. I'll comment in a moment, but first I need to visit the little girl's it a Pavlovian response...