I don't even know what to write, it's just too funny. You know, I have had labor pains, and I'm not sure they could be faked by grumpy bowels. But maybe grumpy PREGNANT bowels could do it. 'Cause they can get grumpy. Hmmmm.
I also think pregnancy allows all sorts of fringe topics to be totally appropriate...so write on Mike!
I don't even know what to write, it's just too funny. You know, I have had labor pains, and I'm not sure they could be faked by grumpy bowels. But maybe grumpy PREGNANT bowels could do it. 'Cause they can get grumpy. Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI also think pregnancy allows all sorts of fringe topics to be totally appropriate...so write on Mike!
And congratulations on your progress! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteThis makes me love mizzle all the more.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you may want to read my response to Mike:
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
She'll come when she comes
But don't underestimate women:
They know their own bums.
Ok, now I have gone too far.
You two are QUITE a pair. I had no idea. Fo shizzle my mizzle.
ReplyDeleteMy least favorite word in the English language is the P word, but I laughed at this in spite of my own prudish self.
ReplyDeleteSweet waddlely women
ReplyDeleteare a sight for sore eyes,
Baby's on the colon,
just guess the surprise...
Ahhhh, Skewedview. I think that poem beats them all. Neil: is the P word really your LEAST favorite? What about the T word (as in Tard)?
ReplyDeleteCODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!
ReplyDeleteOh, I quite like tard. Thanks for introducing me to it.
ReplyDeleteYes, I hate the P word. In fact, I'll take the S word over the P word, any day. Not that I love the S word, but I just really hate the P word.
I'll comment in a moment, but first I need to visit the little girl's room...call it a Pavlovian response...
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