Elvis Still Lives--Every Time My Sister Blows Her Nose.

My favorite thing about my sister is the fact that she blows her nose to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock." She's very systematic about it: first the left nostril, then the right, then two taps of her foot (blow, blow, tap-tap. blow, blow, tap-tap) "Warden threw a party at the county jail..." I discovered her doing it one day in the bathroom, that mysterious post-blow tapping. Thinking that since she was the coolest person I knew, and that to be cool I had to be like her, I decided to blow MY nose to the tune of "Suspicious Minds," but it really sounds more like the horn in "A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Action." What are you gonna do? There's only one original "Jailhouse Rock" nose-blower.