My favorite thing about my sister is the fact that she blows her nose to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock." She's very systematic about it: first the left nostril, then the right, then two taps of her foot (blow, blow, tap-tap. blow, blow, tap-tap) "Warden threw a party at the county jail..." I discovered her doing it one day in the bathroom, that mysterious post-blow tapping. Thinking that since she was the coolest person I knew, and that to be cool I had to be like her, I decided to blow MY nose to the tune of "Suspicious Minds," but it really sounds more like the horn in "A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Action." What are you gonna do? There's only one original "Jailhouse Rock" nose-blower.