Wednesday, February 23, 2005

I Have M. Night Shyamalan's Number

So I watched the Village for the first time this weekend, and I must say, I totally had it figured out way before Mike (then again, he would have had a hard time figuring it out, watching it with his eyes half closed and all). I think ol' Night and I are cut from the same cloth (i.e., we are both visionary film geniuses. I just need to write him about my Ronald McDonald barber shop idea, and we'll have the next Sixth Sense on our hands). Speaking of Sixth Sense, I had that figured out way ahead of schedule, too.

In other news, I haven't been blogging a lot lately. This is because I have been spending a lot of time on my new memory foam. That's right. Mike surprised me on Valentine's Day with memory foam. So I've been doing pretty much everything in bed: eating, reading, grading papers, showering... And, because I am now getting restful sleep, I haven't had the usual inspiration that comes to me as I toss and turn until 2:00 am. For me, clever blogs = no sleep at night. So what will I do? I'll be back when something really hits me. In the mean time, I'm off to my memory foam to pay some bills.

8 comments:

  1. Brilliant work, detective. Somehow, I ended up seeing The Village three times in the theater. Each time I was still scared, even though after the first time I knew what was going to happen. I'm jealous of your MF.

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  2. Your gain is our loss. Could you blog on the foam? (I just wanted to say that.)

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  3. Oooh, you're brave. I can't claim to be emotionally sound enough for most of his movies. I guess that goes without saying though. Plus, you can figure them out too.

    Perhaps you should approach him about the Ronald McDonald barber shop...where is that wig anyway?

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  4. You are MUCH smarter than I...I was fooled...everytime! Even when I thought "it couldn't be aliens...it will be something much more cerebral and chilling"...and it was just aliens...

    But please elaborate on the Ronald McDonald barber shop thing...

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  5. Marcy: Here you go again with the MF = Memory Foam. I dare you to post "I'm jealous of your MF" on any other site and see what your response is.

    Carly: Congratulations on the new MF. Looks like you'll be MF'n it for the foreseeable future.

    Signed, Your fellow MF'er. (By "fellow" I don't mean that we have the same MF. I just mean that I too sleep with an MF pad.)

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  6. Christian, Thanks for acknowledging my MF. I wrote it just for you.

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  7. Ronald McDonald babershop story soon to come. I must give credit where credit is due, though: the inspiration for this film came from one of Robyn's dreams. Right, Robyn?

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  8. Hey, I'm a MF, too! Life is much better as a MF. Everyone should be a MF.

    But, I hate scarey movies.

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