Maybe it's the fact that I am about to be 30 in just a few weeks (HINT, HINT). Maybe it's just that I live in Rexburg now. I don't know what. But here are some recent developments that may shock you:
1. I like ordering salads at McDonald's and Wendy's..........SALADS.
2. I sort of think Bono is a nerd. Like when he says "once, doce, tres, catorce .....turn it up, captain!" at the beginning of Vertigo, it sort of reminds me of something I would have recorded myself doing at the height of my nerdhood, i.e., in seventh grade. This makes me embarrassed for Bono.
3. Suddenly all first time moms seem REALLY, REALLY YOUNG. Like, TEENAGERS. The babies are suddenly having babies. Is this because I am old now? (P.S., they are also all very thin. blonde, and well-groomed for having just given birth).
4. The other day in a conversation with a dear friend, I referred to Britney Spears' music as "new." Not only am I NOT aware of any COOL new music, but I am also painfully unaware of any STUPID new music. Help.
I don't know who I am anymore.